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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:20 am Post subject: |
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OUCH
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:04 am Post subject: |
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How to tell if your feet stink.
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:17 am Post subject: |
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I think I'm in trouble
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Words of Wisdom
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected.. |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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Little Child's Prayer . . .
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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When your boyfriend, husband or significant other
does something that makes you angry don't give in to the
temptation to argue and fight.
Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed,
super-glue his flip flops
to the floor.
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Juggling
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of . in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should
take one Dad;
they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the morning,
I'll put the money under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,
"I told you each pill was $10, not $110.
"I know," said Grandpa.
"The hundred is from Grandma!" |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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MEDICINE-MIXING ALERT
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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A Married Man's Motorcycle
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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If you hear a "loud rumble" tonight in the sky, don't worry, it's not thunder.
It's Elvis beatin' the crapp out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.
Have a nice day every one. |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:32 am Post subject: |
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I know there has been some confusion as to the symptoms of Swine Flu.
Well, this should clear up any confusion....
If you wake up looking like this,
don't go to work.
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lcompton Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 283 Location: Exton, Pennsylvania, United States
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Good evening.
bob3160 wrote: | |
Oh dear. That is so wrong. I'm going to have nightmares... |
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tazxx MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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I think the little oinker is (for a lack of of other words) cute. Nice to show to those misbehaven kids though! |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Hope this doesn't scare any one....
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then .........
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to.......................
my iPod! |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband standing around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded...
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone." |
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lcompton Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 283 Location: Exton, Pennsylvania, United States
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject: Okay... |
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Good evening.
bob3160 wrote: | He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone." |
Okay, that was cute and it actually made me laugh. |
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lcompton Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 283 Location: Exton, Pennsylvania, United States
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:19 pm Post subject: Gross... |
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Good evening.
bob3160 wrote: | Hope this doesn't scare any one.... <snip> |
Not scary, just gross.
Yes, yes, I know. Male humor. *rolls eyes* |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years. |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:18 am Post subject: |
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It Will Never Hatch
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:32 am Post subject: |
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I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I
would look in on you and see if you're sitting
at your computer and if you're OK.
Yup, there you are and you look great! |
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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We are all getting older
BARBIE IS in her 50's!!
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:10 am Post subject: |
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TWEETIE is now in his 60's
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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EVEN THE SUPER HEROES ARE AGING FAST!!
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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bob3160 MagicJack Contributor
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING
A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
http://mysharedfiles.no-ip.org/NotLooking.html |
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