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bob3160
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OUCH
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How to tell if your feet stink.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I'm in trouble

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Words of Wisdom


Women are like phones:

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected..
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little Child's Prayer . . .

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When your boyfriend, husband or significant other

does something that makes you angry don't give in to the

temptation to argue and fight.

Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed,

super-glue his flip flops

to the floor.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Juggling

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of . in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should
take one Dad;
they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the morning,
I'll put the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said,
"I told you each pill was $10, not $110.

"I know," said Grandpa.
"The hundred is from Grandma!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MEDICINE-MIXING ALERT

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Married Man's Motorcycle

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote





If you hear a "loud rumble" tonight in the sky, don't worry, it's not thunder.





It's Elvis beatin' the crapp out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.



Have a nice day every one.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know there has been some confusion as to the symptoms of Swine Flu.
Well, this should clear up any confusion....


If you wake up looking like this,
don't go to work.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good evening.

bob3160 wrote:


Oh dear. That is so wrong. I'm going to have nightmares... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the little oinker is (for a lack of of other words) cute. Nice to show to those misbehaven kids though!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope this doesn't scare any one.... Very Happy



I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then .........
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to.......................


my iPod!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband standing around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded...

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:17 pm    Post subject: Okay... Reply with quote

Good evening.

bob3160 wrote:
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."


Okay, that was cute and it actually made me laugh.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:19 pm    Post subject: Gross... Reply with quote

Good evening.

bob3160 wrote:
Hope this doesn't scare any one.... <snip>


Not scary, just gross.

Yes, yes, I know. Male humor. *rolls eyes*
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


The Woodpecker Might have to go!

More religious humor available at:
http://mysharedfiles.no-ip.org/Faith/ReligiousHumor.html
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It Will Never Hatch
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I
would look in on you and see if you're sitting
at your computer and if you're OK.
Yup, there you are and you look great!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We are all getting older Smile

BARBIE IS in her 50's!!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TWEETIE is now in his 60's
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EVEN THE SUPER HEROES ARE AGING FAST!!


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WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING

A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
http://mysharedfiles.no-ip.org/NotLooking.html
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