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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Just for Fun Reply with quote

Hi All,

Too much with the stress and problems with the product magicJack, I think we deserve some laughters... Very Happy

Please post your jokes and funny stories here. Either it's from personal experiences or just created by your unlimited thoughts...

Here we go...

The Boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked the child , "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper", whispered the little voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Now really alarmed, concerned, and more than a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied in a muffled giggle: "ME"
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Magicjack support, tips, tricks, and hacks

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's another one...


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:08 am    Post subject: JOKES Reply with quote

I know lots of this...
visit,
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/topic45024.html
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:11 am    Post subject: JOKES Reply with quote

oops another one,
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/topic80098.html
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a story from life.
Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. It was nominated best e-mail of 1997. A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice, at a Hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
play with it and have fun!

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"


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Lie Detector Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night"
"I was at the library."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK, I was at a friends house."
"Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie. "Toy Story."
Robot slaps the son again.
"OK, it was ..!" cried the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what . was."
Robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son."
Robot slaps the mother.

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