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Pablo123 Dan isn't smart enough to hire me
Joined: 07 Jan 2011 Posts: 172
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laserjobs Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 12 Nov 2007 Posts: 670
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cell14 Dan Should Pay Me
Joined: 23 May 2009 Posts: 673 Location: South FL
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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Typical Dan!. That's why we all love him. |
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nailgunner MagicJack Sensei
Joined: 18 Mar 2010 Posts: 1548
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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2007? Nothing like current news.
Regardless, charitable foundations, obviously not ALL, have long been a tax haven for the rich folks among us. The dishonest ones tend to be a little more sneaky than Dan however, usually by putting every close relative and friend on the payroll so that it's harder to find. Sounds like either Dan had bad legal advice or not enough close relatives and friends to hide it better.
Since he apparently isn't going to send me a free MJPlus, I will make myself available as a close friend for salary purposes. The kickback would be based on the following "net cash" received on an annual basis, with my kickback due April 15th of each following year, after I determine you made the proper withholding's on the checks (never trust, always verify):
25% on $1-50,000
50% on $50,001-100,000
75% on anything over $100,000
This will work on a progressive basis, i.e I keep 75% of the first $50,000, 50% of the next $50,000 and only 25% of anything over that. And a note to any legal authorities that stumble onto this, this is meant for entertainment purposes only, it's just a joke. (Psssttt, contact me Dan) |
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